“Inside every dog there exists a perfect”
Once you’re lured past the event horizon, you’ll never be able to escape dog. Never.
HEY Y’ALL, who’s going to TCAF this weekend? I am. I don’t have a table or anything, but I will have a few Horse_eComics minis and Tim Curry sketch zines on me. So track me down and give me a high-five and let’s party in Toronto!
everyone sees you coming.
based on a joke from louis ck’s ‘oh my god’
Daily doodle. I was telling my friends the other day that I think locks on doors were invented because of masturbation. I came to the conclusion that guys probably did their “handiwork” sitting in a chair facing the door with a revolver ready to shoot anyone who walked in, then shoot themselves. I mean what other option was there? Locks had to be invented to prevent the frequent murder-suicides.
“Babies Cry And What They Want From You!”
Sometimes babies don’t want anything.
Sometimes they want to GIVE you stuff.
Partially digested stuff!
OK! I’m getting everything prepared to table this weekend at Wizard World New Orleans. I’ll be at table #1105, so stop by and pick up a Horse_eComics mini or shirt or maybe even commission something from me or WIN A FREE HORSE (!!!!).
I’ll have most of the original artwork so tweet at me if you’d like to reserve any of the strips! Thanks!
BLARG
“Never go to bed”
Either that or “Never leave your bed again.”
It’s too early to do this properly so a pun about “getting boned” should go here because Horse ebooks says so.
“Get Hold of The Power of Words”
This one is for my fellow Skyrim fans. If you haven’t played it, then you probably don’t know what all the fus is about.
I always wondered why my steed would attack dragons. Now, I realize that it was Horse and he wasn’t havin’ none o’ that dragon nonsense.
Lessons from tonight’s episode: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GROWN MEN READING COMIC BOOKS.
