May 2012
It’s easier to stomach the stick figures people slap on their rear windows if instead of their families, you think of it as their killcount.
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After a largely mediocre week, I’m spending all day behind the wheel. Massages are nice, drinking plays it’s part, but I *still* haven’t found a better way to “decompress” than just getting in the car, putting on some music, and driving anyfuckingwhere you feel like.
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“The dreamer whose dreams are non-utilitarian has no place in this world. In this...”
– Henry Miller
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“Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept...”
– Henry Miller
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“Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.”
– Henry Miller
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BBC "really sorry" for mixing up UNSC logo with UN... →
And they should be sorry. That is a huge insult to the UNSC.
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Zombie apocalypse coming soon
laughterkey: sourfruitlyman: stfuconservatives: missworded: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport 5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester 5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident 5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off 5/24:...
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever wonder who the anonymous posters are and why they are anonymous?
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Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
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There are few things in this world that are worse than fucking up a pour so there’s too much head. I am ashamed of myself.
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Today is just one of those days. Dull. Empty. Generally shitty. Can I get a do-over?
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1ugia asked: sup steve? :') & random - 4, 17 & 30 :)
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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wearabowler asked: 12, 19, 21, 27, 30. :)
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notjanine asked: 5, 10.
May 27th
Book related questions. Ask a couple!!
randompagan: Your 10 favorite books of all time. Your 5 least favorite books of all time. Your favorite characters and which books they’re from. Characters you hate and which books they’re from. If you were stranded on a desert island, what five books would you take with you? Include one reason for each. The best book you’ve read in the last year. The worst book you’ve read...
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Thunderstorm! Score!
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