It’s easier to stomach the stick figures people slap on their rear windows if instead of their families, you think of it as their killcount.
After a largely mediocre week, I’m spending all day behind the wheel. Massages are nice, drinking plays it’s part, but I *still* haven’t found a better way to “decompress” than just getting in the car, putting on some music, and driving anyfuckingwhere you feel like.
The dreamer whose dreams are non-utilitarian has no place in this world. In this...– Henry Miller
Every man has his own destiny: the only imperative is to follow it, to accept...– Henry Miller
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.– Henry Miller
BBC "really sorry" for mixing up UNSC logo with UN... →
And they should be sorry. That is a huge insult to the UNSC.
Zombie apocalypse coming soon
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever wonder who the anonymous posters are and why they are anonymous?
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
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There are few things in this world that are worse than fucking up a pour so there’s too much head. I am ashamed of myself.
Today is just one of those days. Dull. Empty. Generally shitty. Can I get a do-over?
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randompagan: Your 10 favorite books of all time. Your 5 least favorite books of all time. Your favorite characters and which books they’re from. Characters you hate and which books they’re from. If you were stranded on a desert island, what five books would you take with you? Include one reason for each. The best book you’ve read in the last year. The worst book you’ve read...