February 2012
January 2012
The Cape: I'm The Cape.
Patrick Portman: The Cape? You're not wearing a cape.
The Cape: I'm aware of that.
Patrick Portman: No offense.
The Cape: None taken.
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Dear quality blogs who follow me,
I’m sorry.
On second thought, no, I’m not sorry at all. You did this to yourselves.
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The male human animal, skulking through the impenetrable fetid jungle of Kidhood, learns early in the game just what sort of animal he is. The jungle he stalks is a howling tangled wilderness, infested with crawling, flying, leaping, nameless dangers. There are occasional brilliant patches of rare, passionate orchids and other sweet flowers and succulent fruits, but they are rare. He does daily...
My grandmother is watching daytime TV. Which means I get a break. I believe some sort of sandwich is in order.
Perhaps peanutbutter.
Yum yum.
“Anything that is in the world when you’re born is normal and ordinary and is...”
– Douglas Adams (via hoopy-frood)
Personal Post (I don't know how to do a "Read...
So starting a few months back, my grandmother had been having these “episodes” where she said that “everything looked different to her”. The doctor never found any explanation, and she’s perfectly cogent during them, so the current theory is that she’s experiencing some sort of tunnel vision. She has glaucoma and cataracts already, so she’s more or less...
sokorra:
thebergeronprocess:
twoandahalfmenline:
Hello
omg I got this motherfucker too
Oh, I am not alone then. I was wondering why someone was all of a sudden very much liking what I posted.
Different name, similar spree.
Needless to say, I was very confused.
hoopy-frood:
nullifiedknight replied to your post: “someone is wrong on the internet I BETTER…
Wait, if your blog and opinions posted on it are not to be taken seriously, should we NOT be considering it as seriously as if Douglas Adams himself said it? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
If there’s one thing I want, it is to write like Douglas Adams.
Sadly, if there’s one thing I can’t accomplish, it is...
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That moment when...
…you’re frantically searching through a friend’s blog to find a picture of them that you can use to put something hilarious together in photoshop, BEFORE it stops being relevant.
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“See: Babelfish. In which god disproves Itself.
Therefore: “god” is...”
– wendextor (via hoopy-frood)
I don’t think anyone can argue this point.
hoopy-frood:
daverowntree:
i am genuinely sorry about the things i blog about
i don’t know how the hell you all put up with me
I would second that, but I won’t because it isn’t my fault you silly sissies chose to follow my tumblelog
I’ve come to the same conclusion. If you all didn’t want to see pictures of me with a coconut shell on my head, none of you would be here.
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notmelissa replied to your photo: Nope. Doesn’t quite fit.
What is on your head?
It’s a tiny helmet I made out of a coconut.
I do odd things sometimes.
If you follow me, you will read this, and love it. →
You will not regret it.
ofearthsea:
if god exists why do people put the toilet roll on so that it comes out from underneath?
Mein Führer! I can walk!
elfcirynn:
Q: What’s the temperature like inside a tauntaun? A: Lukewarm
From Deadliest Catch to Hair in under 60 seconds
John: Hey, what's that show where they go fishing, and catch those crabs?
Mike: Jersey Shore?
Frank: Hah!
John: You are my hero.
Mike: Fuckin' right I am.
Frank: Wait a minute, you stole that from reddit.
Mike: You know reddit?
Frank: Considering I don't live under a rock, yeah.
John: You assholes go on reddit and you never told me?
Mike: How did we not realize this sooner?
Frank: ALIENS
Mike: Giorgio would be proud.
John: How does he get his hair like that?
Mike: He probably conditions.
Frank: It does get your hair really soft.
Mike: Right? Best decision I ever made.
John: I need to try that soon. Mine is all dry.
John: What do you use anyway?
Mike: Aubrey Men's Stock with biotin and ginseng.
John: That sounds like is smells good.
Frank: I don't know, mine is just naturally soft.
Mike: It really is. I always thought you conditioned.
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hoopy-frood replied to your post: I think I need to rewatch Dr. Strangelove tonight.
and tomorrow again
And possibly a third time the day after, with the french audio track on, even though I don’t speak it at all.
I think I need to rewatch Dr. Strangelove tonight.
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One of these days I'll learn how to shut up.
hoopy-frood:
One of these days I’ll learn how to talk.
One of these days I’ll learn how to listen.
What’s that brain? You…you say fuck going out today, stay home and watch Monty Python instead?
Well, if you insist.
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Don't you love Two Steps From Hell?
Don’t know them? Yeah, you do actually.
“Fill My Heart” was used in the trailer for “The Young Victoria”.
“Freedom Fighters” was used in the trailer for Star Trek.
“Heart of Courage” was used in the trailer for The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, as well as in TV spots for the DVD of Avatar, the TV shows Camelot, The...
“Do not grow old, no matter how long you live. Never cease to stand like curious...”
– Albert Einstein (via theprospectofvanishingforever)
Reblog with your desktop! Don't change it!
migby:
divineinfekted:
partariothegoth:
iknowwhoselineitis:
secretunicorn:
brilovesjeffsgroin:
lightning-rod-of-hate:
grangerrrr:
i enjoy all the whose line desktops :)
glad im no tthe only one with a TF2 desktop
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“Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing,...”
– Alan Watts (via neil-gaiman)
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On why Browncoats are the toughest fans in the...
There have been shows that were cut down by networks before. Sometimes after the pilot, sometimes after one or two seasons. Firefly was something else, though. We had 14 episodes - and not all of them were aired, which puts it in an interesting place. It was enough time for people to fall in love. With the the characters, the writing, the ship, the entire ‘verse. We grew attached. At the...
